Monday, October 08, 2007

Drowning by numbers

It has been decided that every house in the commune shall have a number and all the roads will have new names or, will have a name, if they didn't have one before. Now for you in the UK, this will not seem a strange thing to be happening, nor anything that would deserve a mention in my blog. However, in this area, houses in villages have tended not to have numbers. It all works out very well, though, because once the post person knows you, and where you live, they will bring your post to you; not to the house, to you.

Anyway, there have been rumblings about new street names and numbers for some time. This weekend, the numbers have started arriving, being delivered in person, by the mayor's assistant. Again, unlike England, you don't go out and buy your own number. Everyone in the commune is given an enameled numberplate, with two screws and plastic bits to go into the stone. The chosen colour for this commune is deep maroon (to match the shutters on the Mairie), with the number and a border in white. Lizzie's number is 8 and the road will be Rue des Artisanes.

So we're OK so far. However, they have opted to designate individual houses to whichever road their main front door opens on to. What's the problem there? Well, according to the post person, this morning, it has suddenly got more complicated. Take Lizzie's road: Route de Montmorillon. This is the main road that runs through the village and before the number thingy, all the houses along the roadside were on the Route de Montmorillon. Now, the same houses are spread over four roads, even though they are all in a line next to each other. Also, in the hamlet of Villesallem (still part of this commune), where there are just ten houses, there are now four different road names.

It is the talk of the village. Lots are moaning about it and many are refusing to use the new numbers and addresses. People keep saying "C'est ridicule".

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