Not a happy (Kombucha) bunny

Kombucha bunny: happy or not?
Living in France now, though it's not hot
Sitting in a cool bag just to keep him warm
Kombucha Bunny, brewing up a storm

Looking like a jellyfish, floating like a log
Has no hands to type with so he cannot have a blog
Not that he would want one, even if he knew
how to say "I'm floating. And that's all I do"

What about the future? Do you have a past?
Do you have a family? Are you going to last?
These are silly questions. They matter not a jot
Kombucha bunny: happy or not?