Sulking: moi?

Yes, I know it's childish but no one has left me a suggestion. You don't know what it's like here in France when the weather is terrible. It rains and rains (Lisbeth says it's a bit like her memory of Wales.) and the sky is dull and the sun won't come out to play. It's boring on my veranda and Lisbeth has spent a lot of the day with the plumber trying to sort out problems with the down pipe. They can't find out why water came into the salle a manger, nor how it got up to the room above to come down through the ceiling. Bla bla bla bla bla..................

So, suggestions, please. (Lisbeth now claims I sound like the little robot who needed a constant diet of information in the film 'Short Circuit'!)